Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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