i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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