This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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