Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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