I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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