He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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