is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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