dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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