We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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