i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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