Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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