You're completely useless in the revolution.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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