Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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