I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So gin and wine won't be happening again
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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