Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Everclear isn't food dammit
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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