Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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