so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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