I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My day in three words: secret purse cake
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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