when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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