She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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