D3 body, D1 cock
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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