Its about making memories worth repressing
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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