My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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