He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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