She is in my trunk
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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