And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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