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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
