Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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