Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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