would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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