: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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