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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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