She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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