He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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