I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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