is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
How's work?
Spinning.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Randomize
