Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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