I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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