i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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