What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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