I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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go home
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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