What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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