Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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