I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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