College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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