Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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