just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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