Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
soo... how was my night?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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