We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
True college students do jello shots in the library
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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