I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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