so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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