Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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